A movie about all your favorite Onion stories.
Nation's Porn Stars Demand To Be Fucked Harder.
Meth Addicts Demand Government Address Nation's Growing Spider Menace.
The sad, disappointment-filled life of Area Man--Food Court Taco Bell Not as Good, Area Man Reports--and his ever-present, more cheerful companion-in-news, Local Man.
A mockumentary, clearly.
With occasional interrupting commentary but those dumbass man-on-the-street types.
--E. R. O'Neill