Borgesian fantasies of works (fiction, film, whatnot) that don't (yet) exist.
Along the lines of Woody Allen. Metterling's Laundry Lists.
Did I ever tell you I wanted to make a movie about this? A documentary that followed people through different haircuts, showed childhood pictures, interviews about their different hair choices, etc.
To be truly funny, it should be DEADLY serious. Not a breath of self-awareness. Total navel-gazing. Kind of Dostoyevsky reflections on inner feelings about fine details of bangs vs. a fringe, the Ceasar, the Spiritual Significance of Mutton Chops. Arnoldian.
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