Dog owners now have high-priced digs for their pets.
Eventually, of course, there will be low cost, even rundown alternatives.
I can't wait for the shitty doggy motel.
By the side of the road.
Rooms smell of pee.
Bedspread's been chewed on.
Near a doggie truck stop and diner.
Little doggie whores wandering around outisde.
Scary dog making dangerous meth-laced kibble in the next room.
--E. R. O'Neill